I’ve never lost my love
of personality tests.
Multiple choice in twenty questions
to indicate my Compassion (A minus)
or my Loyalty (D plus)
or my ability or lack thereof
to keep a juicy secret (forever an F).
Back to September ’66
Seventeen Magazine –
They had the best quizzes ever.
I’d tear a sheet from my notebook
and mark my A B C or all of the above
and I’d discover if
my boyfriend was faithful
which would be helpful once I had one
or whether I had what it takes
to join the Peace Corps
or wear Tabu.
I’d toss my answers in the neighbor’s trash.
God forbid my sister should see
that I was a romantic kisser
or that I was reading Seventeen
when I was fifteen
and it was her Seventeen,
which she was.
And now to my delight
I can take my tests every day online.
And learn that my nickname should be
and my aura is Blue
and that though Agnostic
my spirit guide is the goat.
And just today I confirmed a past life
with a fine famous lover.
None other than manly
Of course that means that I was
Which all makes sense
because I wrote a story once
where the heroine was Carole with an E.
And though I used to think I had been
Edna St. Vincent Millay
(who was also in a story)
I don’t believe she ever slept with
Dear Mr. Gable.
But to be sure, I took the test again
with my second-best answers.
And Gable again.
So there you have it.
6 thoughts on “QUIZ”
Absolutely love this! So many memories of my youth. Tabu, Heaven Scent, Ambush. Loves that never quite solidified. Dreams that never quite made it. But now I can take a test and bring it all back to life!
It was Wind Song all the way for me! And Je Reviens – which my mother kept buying for me long after I thought it was terrible!
I took those too, often ‘failed’ in my humblest of opinions. Loved this though, memories came tumbling.
Seventeen – we thought it was so grown-up, but compare it with today’s version, it was so innocent.
Your poem is a delightful dance
Thank you. Adulthood is nothing like I thought it would be.